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New Boat in Port Has Marina All A-Bla-Bla
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Bla Bla Undergoes Major Overhaul!

Los Angeles -- Foard Media annouced today that it was publishing a brand new version of LA Bla Bla despite major omissions and half-baked journalism. The move is designed to keep the megasite viable in a the swarm of useless web pages that proliferate cyberspace.
     "It was an idea who's time had come and passed about 5 years ago," confessed William Foard, Bla Bla publisher. "So sue me already. We were code junk merchants here at The Bla Bla," he said.
     Although the overhaul should pay big dividends for The Bla Bla, like keeping it propped up and on the web, it follows the company's corporate philosphy of rushing "to press" with unfinished, unedited, ... well, Bla Bla.
     Readers are invited to comment. Email: myblablasucks@lablabla.com.

Fireworks Cap Big Day of Bla Bla as Santa Monica Pier Turns 100

What was hyped for months (with an Internet count-down clock no less) finally occurred Wednesday, Sep 9. The coming of the second century for Santa Monica Pier was ushered in with convocations, ribbon cuttings, guitarist Dick Dale of 1960's Beach Party movies fame and fireworks shot from 3 barges afloat off the end of the pier. But if City fathers were expecting a shot in the arm for midweek shopping on the Promenade, they were likely disappointed. Judging from the meager band of denizens wandering the pedestrian mall at the conclusion of festivities, the boom of a good fireworks display, albeit smoky, translated into a bust at retail establishments who kept their doors open late in anticipation of the surge.

Big Biker is Watching You

If you see someone skulking about a Westside street corner with a clipboard between Sep 22 & 26, fear not. It's probably one of 200 volunteers enlisted to record the activity of bikers and pedestrians in what is being billed as the first-in-20-year LA Bike Count. According to Dorothy Kieu Le, Los Angeles County Bikers Coalition (LACBC), the event will yield "vital data." However the exact use of the findings was noncommittal. Says Councilman Bill Rosendahl, "The bicycle and pedestrian counts will provide the data necessary to demonstrate the City’s need to invest in walking and cycling as legitimate modes of transportation." It's safe to say, that need was demonstrated a long time ago.